愛是送一把紙玫瑰？相比短暫的絢爛之后就枯萎凋零的鮮花，也許一捧鮮艷的人造花更能持久地留住愛。本文作者就是一位人造花粉絲，因?yàn)樵谒磥恚瑢Ⅴr花從故土“綁架”到異地銷售的行為會(huì)讓鮮花失色又失神，而一束精心制作的人造花則濃縮了制作人滿滿的愛。

By Avi Steinberg

黃雪芹 譯注

When I profess my affection for fake flowers, I often feel as though I’m confessing a character flaw. They have, to say the least, a bad reputation. As decoration, they are considered tacky; as gifts, tactless. They are widely regarded as creepy and depressing—the association is with the debauched fakeries you’ll find on the lapels of birthday-party clowns and the sad sacks of nylon collecting dust in the waiting rooms of our laziest dentists.
每當(dāng)我公開承認(rèn)自己喜歡人造花的時(shí)候，都感覺像在承認(rèn)自己的性格缺陷。因?yàn)橹辽偃嗽旎ǖ拿暡缓谩Ｄ盟鼈儺?dāng)裝飾品吧，俗氣；送禮吧，不體面。人們普遍覺得人造花讓人感覺詭異且壓抑。它們身上那種墮落的虛假，讓人不禁聯(lián)想到生日聚會(huì)上小丑衣服的翻領(lǐng)，或者懶惰牙醫(yī)的候診室里讓人憂傷的尼龍垃圾袋。

I understand why people prefer fresh flowers—we imagine they’re individuals like us, delicate, one of a kind and all the more precious for the fact that their time on earth is limited. But real flowers aren’t quite as rare as they seem, nor quite as personal as we’d like them to be. Their authenticity —the essence of their appeal—is often illusory.
我理解人們?yōu)楹胃矚g鮮花——我們的想象力賦予鮮花生命，它們嬌嫩又獨(dú)特，并因其有限的生命而顯得彌足珍貴。其實(shí)鮮花并非表面上看起來的那么珍稀，也沒有我們想的那么獨(dú)特。它們的真實(shí)性——其吸引力的精華所在——常常是虛無縹緲的。

I’ve been having this debate for years with my mother, a hard-liner on the question of soil-grown flowers versus simulacra. Once, when I praised some handmades at a store, she told me that she found my worldview joyless and bleak. “That’s not how I raised you,” she said, and walked away as though she couldn’t even bear to see me standing next to them. Later, she summarized her position: “Why don’t you just put fake lettuce in your salad? I’m sure your dinner guests will appreciate it.” I have stopped trying to argue with her, and instead I’ve turned to sleazy methods of persuasion: I recently sent her a photo of some silk peonies and lured her into praising them before revealing their dark secret.
就這個(gè)問題，我和我媽爭(zhēng)論了好多年。她是土壤種植鮮花的鐵桿粉絲，堅(jiān)決反對(duì)人造花。有一次我稱贊商店里的人造花，她卻說她發(fā)現(xiàn)我的世界觀黯淡無趣。“我從未這么教育你呀，”她說完立即從我身邊走開，仿佛無法容忍看到我和這些人造花站在一起。事后，她這樣總結(jié)自己的立場(chǎng)：“你怎么不在沙拉里放假生菜呢？我相信你的客人會(huì)喜歡的。”我不再試圖和她爭(zhēng)論，而是采用更“卑劣”的方法軟化她：最近我寄給她一張絲綢牡丹的照片，并誘導(dǎo)她稱贊照片里的花，而不事先揭秘這些其實(shí)是人造花。

Regardless of what my mother says, I don’t believe that organic authenticity is really what we prize most in a flower. Take the Rafflesia arnoldii : It may grow in the wild, just as God intended, but it looks like a scary open wound and smells like a decaying rat. The artificial flower, on the other hand, may not have originated in the field, but it has long found a stately perch. Imitations were once prized by nobles, from the palaces of imperial China to Versailles, where Louis XIV’s courtiers are believed to have sought silken blossoms for the tops of their bed canopies. From these royal lineages to the more democratic-spirited creations of today’s artisans, handmade blossoms remain a proud tradition.
不管我媽怎么說，我并不認(rèn)為人們?cè)u(píng)判一朵花的珍貴時(shí)真的要首先取決于它的有機(jī)真實(shí)性。以阿諾德大王花為例：它如上帝希望的那樣，生長(zhǎng)在野外，但它看起來就像一個(gè)敞開的傷口，散發(fā)出一股腐爛的老鼠味。相較之下，人造花雖非來自大自然，但它早已覓得高貴的居所。從中國(guó)的皇宮到凡爾賽宮，人造花曾一度為貴族階層所青睞。據(jù)說法國(guó)國(guó)王路易十四的侍臣曾四處尋求絲綢花來裝飾皇室的床蓋。從皇家飾品到現(xiàn)代工匠更為大眾化的創(chuàng)意制作，人造花一直是值得驕傲的傳統(tǒng)。

Maybe there’s a good reason so many people buy Eco Flowers. Maybe people are seeing beyond the supposed authenticity of an orchid, kidnapped from its true home, so that you can impulse-buy it at Ikea, only to watch it “bloom” on your dinner table in the dead of a New England winter. The people who ship soil-grown flowers from across the globe—which are the bulk of a roughly $31 billion floral industry—are the ones selling a falsehood; what authentic connection to nature could possibly arise from such a convoluted arrangement? And how sad that a flower, so alienated from its true home, is supposed to communicate feelings of genuine connection.
或許有理由解釋為何這么多人都愛買Eco Flower的環(huán)保花。或許人們看到，一朵蘭花所謂的真實(shí)背后，是它從生長(zhǎng)地被“綁架”出來，于是你才能在宜家一時(shí)興起買下它，只為了看著它在新英格蘭隆冬時(shí)節(jié)“盛開”在你的餐桌上。將土壤種植的花兒運(yùn)往全球的商人——這一環(huán)節(jié)在價(jià)值約310億美元的鮮花產(chǎn)業(yè)中占大幅比例——其實(shí)是在販賣虛假，因?yàn)榻?jīng)過這般周折，這些花兒還能保留多少可信的自然元素呢？而要求一朵遠(yuǎn)離故土的花帶給人們與自然的聯(lián)結(jié)感又是多么令人傷心的事。

Handcrafted flowers, by contrast, make no pretenses. They are the sincerest of flowers, precisely because they are made—with intention, craft, ingenuity and quirky imperfection. Born in the heart and shaped by the singular hand of the gift giver, these artful flowers are the ones that most resemble love itself.
相比之下，人造花就免去了那份矯揉造作。它們才是最真誠(chéng)的花，因?yàn)樗鼈兪怯眯摹⒐に嚒?chuàng)意又帶點(diǎn)兒奇特的不完美的結(jié)晶。人造花是送禮人用心制作的手工作品，所以它們才最能代表愛。

Vocabulary

1. tacky: 俗氣的，劣質(zhì)的；tactless: （說話或行為）不圓通的，不明智的。

2. debauched: 墮落的，道德敗壞的；lapel: 翻領(lǐng)。

3. authenticity: 真實(shí)性。

4. hard-liner: 不妥協(xié)者，強(qiáng)硬派；simulacra: 模擬物。

5. sleazy: 低劣的，低級(jí)庸俗的。

6. Rafflesia arnoldii: 阿諾德大王花，是世界上最大的花，以英國(guó)植物學(xué)家約瑟夫?阿諾德的姓氏命名。

7. stately: 莊重的，高貴的；perch: 棲息地。

8. Versailles: 凡爾賽宮，位于巴黎西南郊，1682—1789年間曾是法國(guó)的王宮及政治中心，1979年被列入《世界文化遺產(chǎn)名錄》；Louis XIV: 路易十四（1638—1715），自號(hào)太陽王，是波旁王朝的法國(guó)國(guó)王和納瓦拉國(guó)王，也是歐洲歷史上在位時(shí)間（1643—1715）最長(zhǎng)的君主；courtier: 朝臣，侍臣；canopy: （床、座位等上的）頂罩，華蓋。

9. lineage: 血統(tǒng)，世系。

10. Eco Flower: 一家環(huán)保花束公司，創(chuàng)辦于2014年，總部位于美國(guó)猶他州，使用的材料都是可再生或循環(huán)使用的，如木頭、粗斜棉布、粗麻布、紙張等。

11. impulse-buy: 即興購(gòu)買；in the dead of winter: 在隆冬時(shí)節(jié)。

12. bulk: （商品的銷售或運(yùn)輸）大量的，大批的。

13. convoluted: 錯(cuò)綜復(fù)雜的。

14. ingenuity: 心靈手巧，善于創(chuàng)新；quirky: 奇特的，古怪的。

15. singular: 非凡的，突出的。

（來源：英語學(xué)習(xí)雜志 編輯：董靜）